In the only time that you will ever see Neifi Perez's name mentioned on a fantasy sports site (well, because he is one of the most irrelevant players in baseball), the Tigers' bench-sitting SS was slapped with an 80-game suspension today by MLB.
This was the second time in less than one month that Perez was caught taking illegal stimulants, which leads to the question of why Neifi Perez would even need stimulants...and, if he was taking stimulants, he should release his dealer's name to the press so that no other athlete in the world will ever purchase their product, which obviously is horrendous in quality.
Hey Neifi! Did you forget who you are? Your are freaking Neifi Perez! You sit on the bench! What the hell are stimulants going to do for you when you don't even get to swing a bat?!? This is the equivalent of David Eckstein injecting 'Roids into his ass. I mean, c'mon. I can understand Bonds, Sosa and McGwire 'roiding up, because it would actually help them! That is the point of cheating, right? To get an advantage? Unless Neifi was overdosing on Viagra and Ciales, the man got ripped off on whatever stimulants he was buying. A .172 batting average with 1 homer and 6 rbi's doesn't exactly sounds like they were doing a whole hell of a lot, now do they?
He might just end up being the most insignificant player in baseball history to ever get banned for stimulants. But, this does make you wonder...if Neifi Perez of all people is taking stimulants, don't you think many others are too?
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